waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.
" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..
by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014
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statement department

the department that makes political statements
I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.
by Mr. Statement generator July 10, 2010
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Bro Statement

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
- "bro got negative rizz ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai ๐Ÿ’€"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
- "bro is mad ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€"
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Statement Light

An overrated LED light, usually green, that is apparently only good looking on Midland weather radios.
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Functionalizing Statement

A clear phrase to indicate to ChatGPT your meaning when asking it to write "Instructions" for a more abstract GPT.
*To a CustomGPT: "What would You like to add to Your Functionalizing Statement?"
by Him69 June 21, 2024
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Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Blanket statement

Making an assumption or giving an opinion of a general group or idea
โ€œStar Wars fans believe their creator's have destroyed their brand!โ€ Well, that is a blanket statement, just because a show or movie doesnโ€™t make everyone happy it is very manipulative to speak on behalf of everyone else. Iโ€™m talking to you content creators on social media. Itโ€™s pathetic to trigger people so they can click on your story or ad. Hate does not sell, itโ€™s just depressing and bullish. You know who you are.
by DogThatIsFrankie January 15, 2025
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