squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009

squelch

noun/verb/adgetive

to dash ones dreams, or burst ones bubble

stop squelching

You squelch

Dont squelch my idea manda!

What a squelchish idea

by manda October 19, 2003

squelchey

In and out sound made by the tongue when it licks liquid or a paste like something i.e ice cream

His tongue squelchey whenever he licks my vagina .
The dog squelchey whenever it drinks water from the pond.
His tongue squelchey whenever he licks ice cream off my back.

by Banana spoon November 4, 2016

Squelch fart

To fart out semen from the arsehole.

he loves to "Squelch fart" Peters jizz out!.

by m light August 24, 2006

squelch

That sound Raquel Welch makes when she suddenly gets excited.

Did you hear it when she squelched just when the water begin showering her shoulder?

by enviroman June 21, 2011

Squelching

Sleeping with a girl on her period and making that sweet squelch when her blood and your cum mix together.

Jord: She was on her period last night
Joe: aw so you didn't do it
Jord: nah we did it was sik squelching

by Berkenstein October 31, 2015