by marzy March 14, 2004
Get the squelch mug.The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.
"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."
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by manda October 19, 2003
Get the squelch mug.His tongue squelchey whenever he licks my vagina .
The dog squelchey whenever it drinks water from the pond.
His tongue squelchey whenever he licks ice cream off my back.
The dog squelchey whenever it drinks water from the pond.
His tongue squelchey whenever he licks ice cream off my back.
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Get the squelch mug.Sleeping with a girl on her period and making that sweet squelch when her blood and your cum mix together.
Jord: She was on her period last night
Joe: aw so you didn't do it
Jord: nah we did it was sik squelching
Joe: aw so you didn't do it
Jord: nah we did it was sik squelching
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