spongebob 

a homosexual cartoon character

scungebob fudgenuts is teh big homo

spongebob by cornhole-bob shit-testicles is so emo February 13, 2005

spongebob 

when someone excreets all bodily substances or noises (laugh,cry,piss themselves, cum, sweat, and shit themselves) all at the same time.

OMG! did you see that lol that was so amazing i just spongebobed!

spongebob by the jamezinator October 17, 2010

Spongebob 

A cute little Sponge that wears square pants.. So what if he is gay?? What Patrick and Spongebob do behind closed Pineapples is noones business besides themselves. Maybe all the "Crusty Crab" got to him! No WONDER he's a flamer!!!

Spongebob takes it up the ass...doo dah doo dah. And that's his OWN damn business! I'll still let Ivy Rose watch the show. Just not his X-rated video.

Spongebob by Andi February 17, 2005

spongebob 

Some yellow sponge with eyeballs and a nasally voicebox. He has a pink starfish, a squid, and a squirrel that wears a spacesuit and has a fish bowl on it's head to breathe carbon dioxide over and over and doesn't die from it. He like to do fruity-tooty dances sometimes when he's with his retarded starfish lover. Steals free baloons. Lives in a pineapple. Goes to a driver's class with a teacher that is a blowfish but looks like a pepperoni pizza.

Spongebob's breath smelled like bullshit, causing mold to grow on the theatre he's in, eventually to the point where the theatre completely caves in.

spongebob by Wasabimoto March 31, 2007

Spongebob 

Aside from the yellow sponge with his own television show, Spongebob also refers to any person invited or uninvited to a gathering in which that person does not provide any food items (e.g. spinach dip, chicken wings) or beverages (e.g. a liter of soda or a case of beer) and eats and drinks to his/her heart's content. Thus acting like a sponge.

Timmy: Hey Dave, nice party. I brought some coca-cola and Doritos for everyone to enjoy.
Dave: Oh! Thanks a lot Timmy. I'll set these right on the table.
John: Hey Dave, swell get-together. Where's the cooler? I'm parched.
Dave: It's right next to the porch spongebob.

Jake: I thought I asked you to bring over an extra case of Bud Light Lime Thomas!
Tom: Oh yeah, I forgot. Sorrry.
Jake: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE SPONGEBOB!

Robbie: That's his third beer in the last half hour. Who invited spongebob??

Spongebob by mbeckSikE! September 15, 2011

SpongeBob 

A homosexual sea sponge.

Patrick and SpongeBob are gay.

SpongeBob by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Spongebob 

a block of cheese with holes it's rumored he is gay with patrick star

spongebob lives in a fucking pineapple under the sea

Spongebob by hawtie45672 May 29, 2018