The Snookie

When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.
I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.

I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.

After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.
by amberenergy84 February 04, 2011
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snookied

the act of being turned down or denied by a guy. this can even happen at such extremes as being completely wasted or when stooping below your level.

This happened to Snooki on Jersey Shore pretty much every episode.
I can't believe that guy snookied me, it was supposed to be a done deal.

I was snookied.
by llevent26 January 29, 2010
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Snooki

A girl who constantly gets drunk and does stupid, irresponsible and/or inconsiderate things in complete disregard to the fact that she has a boyfriend.

Such actions may include:

-Flashing her business in public

-Hooking up with other guys and girls while she has a boyfriend
-Lying to her boyfriend

On top of it all, she'll tend to claim that she's a good girlfriend and that she doesn't cheat.
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with 3 of her roommates.

Guy 2: Whoa! Seriously?!

Guy 1:Yeah...I'm giving her another chance though.

Guy 2: Why?! That's not a girlfriend, that's a Snooki!
by BlooMoon March 30, 2012
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Snooky

An alien from the cartoon Invader Zim. Snooky appears to be a baby named Noogums who lives next door to Zim, but he is indeed not.
Zim: "What Should I Call You?"
Noogums: "Snooky!"
by jenjen the en-jen February 22, 2005
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snooki

Snooki the WHORE crashed her car.DIE WHORE DIE!!!
by maddog546 May 31, 2011
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Snooki

1. A Grenade.
2. A Butter-Face
3. An oversized oompaloopa.
4. Puerto Rican
5. A disgrace to America.
6. A Hooker.
7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.
"Yo man, my mom is such a Snooki!"
-"yeah I heard"

"DOOD! Look at that grenade!"
"DOOD! Look at that butter-face!"

"Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."
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Snookie

Snookie is like a cute person who is also sweet and kind
by Scotty Falls December 04, 2019
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