extra smedium

in between small and medium.....young.

look at Kanye in that extra smedium jacket

by booyaka1 February 16, 2009

smnep

Suck
My
Non
Existant
Penis

Used by girls. Who, if you didn't know, don't have dicks.
:)

Boy: Ha, your stupid!
Girl: Smnep, you little ass.

by FamousIsMyName February 24, 2011

SMED

Small Medium Enterprise Dick - for chicks in an office environment looking for guys you specialise in SME opportunities

she was so into me that party so I had to give her some SMED.

by CTM Sales Team October 15, 2013

smedium

Between a small and medium size. Can be used to talk about many things, including, but not limited to: condoms, shirts, pants, shoes, breasts, etc.

That kid acts all big in the pants, but his girl told me last night he wears smedium Trojans.

by EvilTaco September 27, 2010

snedge

the art of sniffing an inanimate object before someones scent has evaporated.
originated in a school bike shed in Rush Co.Dublin and quickly swept through more cities, keeping noses everywhere full of scents of bums of various odour!

Niall - Alright Dan, why are you in detention?

Dan - Snedging saddles again in the bike shed, im goin into town at the weekend for a bit of urban snedging if you want to join?

Niall - im good man, im gunna sit in and play x-box!

snedging urban snedge

by sorearse December 3, 2015

Smedley

An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.

'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

Smedium

Small Medium; usally worn by hipsters & emo kids who's parents didn't hug them enough growing up.

1.)- Look at that guy wearing skinny jeans and a smedium purple v-neck.
- I bet he is on his way to see Twilight.
2.)- Is that guy wearing a smedium sweater vest?
- BRB I'm going to ask him if it comes in hetero.
- Be careful, you might get blood on your shoes after he slits his wrist.

by MikeRed November 24, 2009