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smnep 

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Suck
My
Non
Existant
Penis

Used by girls. Who, if you didn't know, don't have dicks.
:)
Boy: Ha, your stupid!
Girl: Smnep, you little ass.
smnep by FamousIsMyName February 24, 2011
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Snep 

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Noun, shorthand for snow leopard used predominantly by the furry community.
The snep clung tightly to his clove of lettuce, before eviscerating it in a horrifying display.
Snep by Esaro March 9, 2018
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Related Words
smnep • sinep • smeep • snep • SMNED • Smeeple • Sneppy • Senepede • Shnep • shnept

Sinep Scale

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A standardized scale for measuring the masculinity of males. Judged upon their traits and abilities. There are 3 results of the Sinep Scale: llampsines, tapsinef, and gipsineb.
We used the Sinep Scale today and found that Amir is a llampsines, Faraz is a tapsinef, and Jason is a gipsineb.
Sinep Scale by d3ck3r August 31, 2013
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Snepoo 

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A sneeze and poop at the same time.
Yo did you just Snepoo
Snepoo by albanowashere October 6, 2009
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sneppid 

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Contraction and cute name for snow leopard. Leopard to leppid, sneppid.
Look, it's a sneppid!
sneppid by Sneppid January 23, 2006
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Sinep 

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Mustard in Icelandic, also... penis backwards.
I love to put sinep on my hotdogs.
Sinep by Arnarson March 24, 2009
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Smeepole 

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Two penises getting blown by the same mouth at the same time, while both penises are intoxicated. Alcohol, marijuana, or both can lead to the intoxication.

Note: Races may occur to see who erupts first, because the slower of the two will have the others victory juice on his manhood.
Matt: Yeah, I guess they got a Smeepole by that one chick.

You: That is so fucking gay man. What were they thinking?

Matt: Well they weren't. I'd be surprised if they were awake for it.
Smeepole by Cocktits McGee March 30, 2011
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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