perma-slur

When you have consumed enough alcohol and or illegal substances to kill off a few brain cells used for speaking. Resulting in slurring most of your words.

whats up mannnn i havn seeeennnnn youuuuu in foreverrrr.

what are you saying dude?

I have a fuckingggg perma-slurrrrrr.

by yourpseudonym. June 28, 2010

Crotch sludge

Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.

I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.

by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013

Road Sludge

When you have explosive, chunky diarrhea, you shit your pants in your car.

Kenny feared the worst as he was stuck in freeway traffic, his ass was puckering and face was dripping with sweat, then the explosive release of road sludge.

by wamboozled October 9, 2014

Sludgepump

When you get a girl to half squat and fist her ass, but as you are fisting her you use the suction that your fist pumps create to loosen her bowels onto the floor. Or, if performing the "Korean Slugepump", you get her to release them onto your stomach and genitals.

'I have a hefty doctor bill to pay for the rediculous Sludgepump that i preformed on a transexual stripper last night.'

'Boy tom, is it ever hard to wash feces out of your ballhair after you admister a real good Korean Sludgepump.'

by dig- September 14, 2009

skurd

scared, apprehensive or frightened

Don't be skurd, it's jus li'l ol' me.

by doghead April 3, 2003

slur

1) to speak incoherntly esp. while intoxicated or due to a speaking disabilty like a lisp
2)To slander /to be slack tongued/an aspersion or disparaging remark
3)To say something that is ridiculous , inarticulate or purely obtuse

1)waassupppppp mannnn , howwwzzz youuu ....
2)i waz goingz therez
3)Stop using derisory racist slurs
4)yaooo maan u dawgy dog.(??wth is that)

by ZORKI ZORK December 23, 2005

Getting slur drunk

getting as blackout drunk as Logan "Slur" Bell does on an average Monday night and not being able to speak fully coherent sentences. this usually occurs before 10:00 and only after a relatively low number of beers.

i got fuckin slurred last night
we're getting slur drunk tonight!

by olgobogo September 30, 2011