Sludgepump 

When you get a girl to half squat and fist her ass, but as you are fisting her you use the suction that your fist pumps create to loosen her bowels onto the floor. Or, if performing the "Korean Slugepump", you get her to release them onto your stomach and genitals.

'I have a hefty doctor bill to pay for the rediculous Sludgepump that i preformed on a transexual stripper last night.'

'Boy tom, is it ever hard to wash feces out of your ballhair after you admister a real good Korean Sludgepump.'

Sludgepump by dig- September 14, 2009

Dirty Sludge Pump 

A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. Then women proceeds to "jerk the man off", the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored shit all over her face. This black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. It's quite the experience.

"I say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor."

Dirty Sludge Pump by Tonger10 June 23, 2009

Sludgepuss 

Sludgepuss (noun): a female with a less than reputable character that sleeps with any male that expresses a desire to fornicate with her and gets a foul odor in her vagina from the amount of semen she has not washed out of her causing a sludge-like consistency in her vaginal orfice.

Damn dude, I slept with Ashley last night but the smell of sludgepuss was so pungent I had to hold my nose.

Sludgepuss by BerlinCrusher May 13, 2013

sludge-pump-jump 

Also known as the kamikaze jump, this is a jump off of a high geographic feature while holding in a rather large hit of marijuana.

To elaborate, it is a name for the process of taking a large hit of smoke, and holding it in your lungs untill after you have gotten in the water and surfaced after you have jumped.

Hey guys, lets head down to the quarries and kamikaze that shit with a sludge-pump-jump

Anyone got bud? I wana sludge pump jump into the river

Holy potatoes man! that was a diesel sludge-pump-jump

Im a sluge-pumpin superstar

sludge-pump-jump by Chizzy McGrizz June 19, 2011

Sludgepunch 

After andministering a good long Sludgepump you pull your fist out and punch the woman or man in the face, scattering their feces across their face.

"I sludgepunched her so hard in the face there was shit on the ceiling!"

Sludgepunch by dig- September 16, 2009