slurdging 

v. 1. Take a grasshopper. Smash it. Reconstitute it back into itself. Reverse engineer it with nano-technology to produce a fine-filtered liquid attached to the end of a broom handle that is flaming. Add water. Let it dry. Create holographic breast milk. Dry it. Put it in a pumpkin pie. Bake at 450F until light brown.

Slurdging is all fun and games until somebody's grandma gets pregnant.

slurdging by Thon November 25, 2007

Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021

Slodging 

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"

Slodging by Furglerger April 27, 2015

Slurping Syndrome 

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

Slurping Syndrome by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Snurging 

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.

"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"

Snurging by Idontcareanymore September 27, 2006

Dick-slurping run 

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

slurring your text 

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

slurring your text by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010