shnork

When a guy ditches his male friends to go meet a chick and get nothing out of it.

When a guy pretends to be the Alpha male but is really whipped by his girlfriend.

When a guy is more feminine than his girlfriend and states all kind of lovey dovey Shit.

A cool exit from the passenger seat of a white intergra full of red stickers

I was suppose to meet up with Rick last night but he pulled a shnork on me!
Eric might want us to believe that he's tough with his gf, but we knwo he's another shnork.
you have to shnork in public
Yo? you saw the way he shnorked out of the car

by Aims January 20, 2006

shnortin

one with an enlongated face

hey shnortin why the long face

by Stuart Armstrong August 18, 2006

shoorty

same as shorty a fine girl or women that gans use

that shoorty is so fine
i love you shoorty

by sadai December 15, 2008

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

by tbeaversj October 20, 2010

Shoner

The specific kind of erection attained because of a shit-fart (shart) fetish.
A shart-boner.

John instantly popped a raging shoner because of the pungent smell of his shart.

by B hole 1 January 29, 2018

scout's honor

A hand sign used to represnt a male finger banging a female.

Joey: 2 in the pink on in the stink
Eric:scout's honor

by 'Leesha December 16, 2007

shnort

A short person snorting like a little piggy.
The midget is about the same weight and height as a pig.
also the vertically challenged individuals tend to enjoy a nice blueberry waffle in the morning.

a midget walks into a bar and shnorts.
did you hear that shnort.

by shmortsalot March 22, 2009