moose sneeze

When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.

Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.

by Hullbastard February 5, 2014

Fuck Sneeze

screaming the word fuck, similar to how a person would sneeze, in order to relieve anger or stress

"Hang on guys, I need to fuck sneeze real quick."
"Alright, go for it man."
"FUCK!"
"Feel better?"
"Yeah"

by itsUnfortunate February 23, 2015

The ol' pelvic sneeze

To cum

Guy 1: "Yo I just did the ol' pelvic sneeze"
Guy 2: "STOP TELLING ME THIS SHIT"

by Whatconstipationlookslike December 5, 2020

sneeze play

Sneeze play is erotic sneezing on one or more sexual partners. It also encompasses sneezing during a sexual encounter. Often it is followed by other sexual acts but there are some who find it so titillating that they need no further stimulation.

I can't wait for flu season. That's when all my sneeze play fantasies will be fulfilled.

Man, I wish I could find some sneeze play porn.

I'm so lucky that my lover has sinus problems. I never realized how sexy that sneeze play can be!

by minibaird January 26, 2008

Sneeze milk

To ejaculate in any way, shape, or form.

Butters: You see Jimmy, when a man's penis becomes hard, the man puts it into a lady, into her vagina. Then, the hard penis will sneeze milk inside the ladies tunnel and after it's all done sneezing milk the penis stops being hard and the man looses interest in the lady.

by Shadow9 March 4, 2007

Sneezewad

A person who is very stupid, mean, and/or aggressive.

"Axl Rose is a total sneezewad!"

by Fingertoes! July 31, 2009

sneeze shart

A sneeze that triggers off a shart. leaving you with a snotty nose and soiled underwear!

Bill....."I will have to change my underwear , i sneezed and the pressure triggered off a shart!"
Ted....."oh, you mean you've sneeze sharted..... you dirty bastard"

by steinbitur October 20, 2010