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The ol' pelvic sneeze

To cum
Guy 1: "Yo I just did the ol' pelvic sneeze"
Guy 2: "STOP TELLING ME THIS SHIT"
by Whatconstipationlookslike December 5, 2020
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30,000 Feet Wank

To jerk off in the airplanes bathroom, specifically mid flight.
Guy 1: I just did the 30,000 Feet wank
Guy 2: Who are you? Why are you telling me this?
by Whatconstipationlookslike October 30, 2020
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