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The ol' pelvic sneeze 

To cum

Guy 1: "Yo I just did the ol' pelvic sneeze"
Guy 2: "STOP TELLING ME THIS SHIT"

The ol' pelvic sneeze by Whatconstipationlookslike December 5, 2020

30,000 Feet Wank 

To jerk off in the airplanes bathroom, specifically mid flight.

Guy 1: I just did the 30,000 Feet wank
Guy 2: Who are you? Why are you telling me this?

30,000 Feet Wank by Whatconstipationlookslike October 30, 2020