Shmeet

Slang for cock,penis

Timmy has a shmeet I saw it yesterday

by Bdjdbd June 1, 2017

shmete

A miniscule penis like Joe von Storchs.

When Joe had sex the girl asked is it in? He said yes remember now I have a shmete.

by Analgapegofchetsmom February 9, 2015

shmecture

a smackin and a lecture.

Muh momma gave meh a shmecture.

by 183921312 March 4, 2009

Sementary

(noun): the final resting place for your semen. Examples include: tissues, socks and condoms.

'Bro, last night was great, my sementary was Jessie's face.'

by CFKane May 13, 2014

shmeet shmack

A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.

That girl Laura, I was shmeet shmacking the fuck out of her pussy last night.

by Doctor Circumcisonstein October 12, 2014

Sement

Dried up cum or semen on ones body part.

"Dude, How was that chick last night?
"Dude she semented my face!!"

by Pooey_1980 September 7, 2009

shmeat

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment


"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009