Shmeet

Slang for cock,penis

Timmy has a shmeet I saw it yesterday

by Bdjdbd June 1, 2017

Shmeet

Anything and everything you've every wanted something to be

I can't wait to rub it all over my shmeet

by shmeetrogers September 14, 2017

Shmeet

nerd, geek, "wanna-be", wanna-be Dope Person, someone trying too hard to be Cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, TAY ZONDAY,Someone that embarrasses themselves in public, someone that embarasses YOU in public, the list goes on....

EX.

A: Aye bruh you see that kid with his fake J's...

B: yeah i see him

A: watta shmeet

EX.

A: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the Tonight show??

B: yeah what about it

A: He looked like a straight up SHMEET!!!

EX.

A: Bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose

B: your a Shmeet for that one!!! shmeety ass nigga!

by mr.rager November 14, 2010

Shmeet

A dick so small, it's a shmall meet

Girl: Don't date Kenny, he has a shmeet

by BossMFBitch June 29, 2018

shmeet

slang for cock,penis etc

I'm gunna stick my shmeet in Mrs.Swanson's huge ass

by mrs.swanson October 12, 2006

shmeet

A very small penis

Your girlfriend told me you had a shmeet

by Somekidfromschool May 15, 2015

shmeet

an adjective that describes something as being extra small

His shirt was extra shmeet.

by Cornelius Hubbard Jr. June 30, 2008