A cunning and calculating person, male or female, with the keen and innate ability to enter a conversation, and twist the focus of the subject entirely on them.
There are two sub-categories of this:
1) The
Drama Queen, who does this with the intent of being the center of attention and usually not for the
lulz.
2) The
Sociopathic Loner, who does this simply because they don't know how else to respond in such a context.
3) The Narcissistic Ass, who does it just because they are bored with a conversation that does not involve their own experiences.