A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.
The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.
by lazpix February 10, 2020
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- You're such a scorfe.
- Hey man, you be scorfin'.
- Yesterday I was licking the scorfe off my dog's back and she turned around and bit me in the ass.
- You're such a scorfe.
- Hey man, you be scorfin'.
- Yesterday I was licking the scorfe off my dog's back and she turned around and bit me in the ass.
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Get the scraffing mug.A word used to describe the utter annoyance you have with a person.
A little bit more creative and less vulgar than other words of the same meaning. E.g. dickhead, fuckwit etc.
The word can also be used to describe how you feel about someone, comparing them to the sweaty ballsack of a larger gentleman.
A little bit more creative and less vulgar than other words of the same meaning. E.g. dickhead, fuckwit etc.
The word can also be used to describe how you feel about someone, comparing them to the sweaty ballsack of a larger gentleman.
guy 1: (after winning a game on his xbox) haha i beat you, you suck. (continues to gloat an hour later)
guy2: dude, stop being such a scroatbag.
guy2: dude, stop being such a scroatbag.
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~The name "Scofield" is taken from the TV show Prison Break, where Michael Scofield always had a clever plan in each episode.
~The name "Scofield" is taken from the TV show Prison Break, where Michael Scofield always had a clever plan in each episode.
To "pull a Scofield".
Kevin: Did you hear about Dan getting out of work early today? His plan was brilliant - he pulled a Scofield!
Jay: Oh, word? You got the scoop? I wanna try.
Kevin: Did you hear about Dan getting out of work early today? His plan was brilliant - he pulled a Scofield!
Jay: Oh, word? You got the scoop? I wanna try.
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