schofield

A schofield is a large/hard poo that is stuck and will not come out.

The term derives from UK celeb Phillip Schofield who only came out after 27 years of marriage.

I'm stuck in the toilet with a massive schofield.

by lazpix February 10, 2020

scorfe

Can be used in any situation, to mean absolutely anything. Also can be any part of speech.

- Scorfe!!
- You're such a scorfe.
- Hey man, you be scorfin'.
- Yesterday I was licking the scorfe off my dog's back and she turned around and bit me in the ass.

by J-Wizzle April 27, 2006

scraffing

Feeling incredibly tired or lazy, esp. after smoking marijuana

We lit up after a long day at work and man, was I ever scraffin'!

by Nathan May 13, 2005

Scroatbag

A word used to describe the utter annoyance you have with a person.
A little bit more creative and less vulgar than other words of the same meaning. E.g. dickhead, fuckwit etc.
The word can also be used to describe how you feel about someone, comparing them to the sweaty ballsack of a larger gentleman.

guy 1: (after winning a game on his xbox) haha i beat you, you suck. (continues to gloat an hour later)
guy2: dude, stop being such a scroatbag.

by pilz-09 May 9, 2009

Scofield

To put together an ingenious plan or to blueprint a clever idea.

~The name "Scofield" is taken from the TV show Prison Break, where Michael Scofield always had a clever plan in each episode.

To "pull a Scofield".

Kevin: Did you hear about Dan getting out of work early today? His plan was brilliant - he pulled a Scofield!

Jay: Oh, word? You got the scoop? I wanna try.

by James Werdsbond March 18, 2010

Scroat

Term of abuse. Derived from Scrotum.

"Oi! You old scroat!"

by Laurence Fowler October 9, 2002

Scro

A shady bro. A bro is a friend. A shady bro would be a friend that you don't really trust.

"That scro stole my weed"

by D-scott June 15, 2008