when you are doing a chick from behind and she is facing a window you get your buddy to take your place and you run outside and look in the window and she fuckin freaks out.
by Ben Oregano December 18, 2006
When you have ball cancer and you wank and shoot cream it comes out the colour and thickness of bovril. Leaving you in lustful pain.
Dam you heard marks so horny he ended up giving himself a "bovril screamer" he should of just got the radiation treatment
by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016
When two people are having sex and one parts the others ass cheeks and gets their mouth next to the butthole and screams.
I was doinking this chick the other night and I rolled her over and gave her a screamer, holy shit she started shaking and had goosebumps all over her ass..
by Fa Fa December 08, 2007
licking a girl out with tobasco sauce on your tongue
this causes immense irritation and sometimes pain causing the receiver and sometimes the giver to scream
this causes immense irritation and sometimes pain causing the receiver and sometimes the giver to scream
by 05elliotth January 03, 2012
A man inserts wasabi into a woman’s anal cavity. He then puts his penis in her mouth. She screams. Choking on his yum yum sauce.
by Skeezy September 10, 2021
n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.
"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."
"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."
"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."
by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017
That voice in your head that shouts suggestions and makes demands of those around you, but it stays inside your head. Nobody ever knows unless you voice it or act on it.
For example, if you are talking to a friend that you are bonded to, love and happen to also be attracted to, the 'Silent Screamer' may show up and start saying s*** you never meant to think.
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
FRIEND: (saying goodbye after a visit) Good to see you... be safe!
ME: Thank you! Good to see you!
SILENT SCREAMER: KISS ME!!!
ME: (hoping he can't read my thoughts) Bye...
FRIEND: What??
ME: What do you mean what?
FRIEND: You looked different, like you were looking beyond me. Was it something I said?
ME: Oh. It wasn't you. I was responding to the Silent Screamer in my head.
FRIEND: ok...
ME: (smiles, waving goodbye and closing the door suddenly)
by Belch Queen March 21, 2021