Some fat,
drunk, white guy who sneaks into your house at night by riding a sleigh pulled by magic flying reindeer.
He lives in the North Pole, and gets a group of slaves, or "elves", to make all his toys for him. Kindof like a plantation.
Santa only works one
day of the year, and in many kids shows, he suddenly comes down with a
cold (OH MY GOD NOT A FUCKING COLD) on the one
day he has to
work, so he gets to stay home all
day and gets pampered by Mrs.Claus, his wife, while the main character of the show is out delivering presents to all the kids in the world.
Also known as: Father
Christmas, Kriss Kringle, Saint Nick.
"Santa" re-arranged is "Satan"
He see's you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been
bad or good.
And you're somewhere on his creepy list.
If you're on the naughty list, he
will sneak into your house and give you a lump of coal in your stocking. And if you're really lucky, he might give you a swift spanking because you've been such a naughty boy or girl.
If you're on the
nice list, he'll give a shitload of expensive things for your spoiled bitchass, and possibly a swift spanking in the bedroom, just because he wants to.
"Santa snuck into my house, so I
shot him. Sorry officer."
Santa owns a plantation and a group of elves in the North Pole.
"I have to
go deliver toys and miss dinner because Santa is a lazy
fuck"
Johnny was a good boy this year in hopes he'll get spanked by santa.
Suzie was a bad girl this year in hopes she'd get spanked by santa.