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Santa

Fat white guy who breaks into your house while everyone is asleep to eat your cookies and drink your milk.

Bob: "God dammit, I'm out of cookies and milk again!"
Santa: "Hohoho, merry christmas!"

by jawbreakerLOL February 19, 2010

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