Sandpaper Anniversary

The 10th anniversary of a first date. Typically celebrated with dry anal from one of both of the partners. Can also occur simultaneously with a ceremonial human centipede.

My wife and I didn't know what to do for our Sandpaper Anniversary, so I suggested meeting up with Ronaldo and Rebecca for a desert-dry human centipede.

by Monsignor Diablo March 16, 2020

Sandpaper Dick

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.

“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip”

“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control”

by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 06, 2019

Sandpapering

When two males rub their stubble against one another, usually for sexual arousal.

Male 1: I like it rough
Male 2: Then let there be sandpapering

by Archard October 22, 2010

Sandpaper on concrete

When someone has a scratchy throat,and cannot talk very well

"Your voice sounds like sandpaper on concrete"

by Weirdo#666 April 29, 2023