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demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
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snorting glitter

When you can't do cocaine and you only have glitter
by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017
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snarfinglewiffled

Dammit dude you are so snarfinglewiffled
by Nyle October 8, 2003
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snarfing

When a person farts underwater in the bathtub or pool and then bites at the incoming bubbles as they float to the surface.
If you're going to be snarfing in the pool then at least share!
by Sean Cayo February 2, 2008
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snorting crack

What idiots use as a euphemism for general drug use and a reason for misbehaviour. Of course they lack the basic knowledge that crack is SMOKED (what do you think a crackpipe is for, dummy?), and not snorted. It's powder cocaine, or llello, yoca cola, A1 Yola, and so on that you snort.
"You've been snorting crack?"
"No, fuckhead. Smoking it."
by Joey Boombatz February 25, 2008
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Poop Snorting Wizard

When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.
"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?
by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009
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Snarling Poodle

A girl who is very attractive and seems to be nice at first sight, but if something doesn't go her way, she snaps at you.
-"Hey, what do you think about that Jill girl? She's kinda hot."
-"No way man, she's a total snarling poodle, I wouldn't get too close."
by Rayce Lutrova January 4, 2008
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