J torrie smacker

When u swing your cock round and it hits the bed post causing big bruise

I am going to j torrie smacker myself

by Naw sack July 2, 2020

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smack the pony

Metaphor for female masturbation.

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...

by jensvonbustenskjold July 28, 2011

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lay the smack down

To take control of a situation with the intention of resolving it as rapidly as possible

I am gonna go in there and lay the smack down

by KaffyP February 3, 2010

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Van Smack

alias of sports radio host Jim Rome

That is epic! Rack 'em!

by Alex April 8, 2003

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smackeral

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smakeral of honey."

by AliceIn Wonderland September 22, 2003

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Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.

"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

by CKB Productions December 31, 2008

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