Smirt

A word used to describe people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs.

God that hot chick is such a smirt, I wish I smoked.

by Jack Denny October 1, 2006

Smirnoff ice

Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.

Scenario 1

Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)

Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!

Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label

Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?

Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.

Scenario 2 :

Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)

Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!

Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)

by The-Truth873405705 August 6, 2011

smiff

How some people say smith.

yo what college are you going to?

Johnson C. Smiff

by hyroller February 28, 2009

smirral

feltching, feltcher, back door entering,

ryan penertrated rogers back end until he climaxed then proceeded to suck his sperm and shite through a straw this meaning "smirral" or "smirralling"

by joekent October 9, 2008

Smirkish Ass Bitch

The word bitch technically means "Female Dog" but in this definition "Smirkish Ass Bitch" could refer to any living human who is down right fucked up in all ways, shapes, and forms. A scandolous individual who will fuck you over real quick and for any and everything they can get. Someone not to be trusted and who must be observed by others. Very sneaky.

LNBAC "aye have you talked to Brittany today I think she took something from my house and we closer and cooler than that".

Gutta "Hell naw I ain't talked to that smirkish ass bitch you know you can't trust that bitch round yo shit. YO BAD!"

by Kanaree Ladiie Banks August 26, 2009

Smilfed

To get the shaft or get screwed over.

John got a raise in pay, I got nothing. I just got smilfed.

by Phil Deeze January 19, 2010

Diet Smirnoff

The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!

A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.

"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"

by Honey why is the baby on fire? May 30, 2018