Shitdraft

A shitty job that you make when you didn't do the homework but the teacher still accepts it

I turned in a Shitdraft last period because I forgot it was homework last night.

by Nicolettegray August 28, 2016

Shodpiece

Something that isn't up to standard, that looks or is bad quality

You're a complete shodpiece.
His car is a bit of a shodpiece

by Adnirvana August 9, 2016

ShitduckMcFuck

1. An idiot of such epic proportions that no written and/or spoken language could possibly describe such an individual.

2. A corporate stooge that is beholden to the notion that there are no rules for individuals like him/her (the individual makes it appear as though he/she follows the rules he/she lays out for others) and a thesaurus of rules for everyone else

3. A certain peach coloured individual who has a hamster on his head and is the incumbent president of the world's most (supposedly) powerful nation

4. The NWO/Illuminati who use HAARP to further their agendas to suit their masters' needs

5. An exclamation that exudes shock, disgust, pleasant surprise, anger, frustration and/or general annoyance.

1. "Do you actually work for such shitduckMcFucks?"

2. "Would you look at that? Those corporate shitduckMcFucks fired all 20 of us to save on payroll but gave themselves $40,000 annual bonuses instead!"

3. "That hamster headed shitduckMcFuck is leading the entire world towards extinction! Can't he just hold some inflatable balloons near a construction site?"

4. "Yep, Agenda 21. We know plenty about that and about the chemtrails, too. Those shitduckMcFucks are demons in human bodies and that's being kind."

5. "ShitduckMcFuck! How??? Why???? When??? Are you sure??? ShitduckMcFuck!!"

by Gray_Jedi October 17, 2017

SCOTD

Stupid Comment Of The Day

When using online media many times you will find a comment that has been made by someone that obviously has not read the post, watched the video, read the article etc. While many of these might be thought to be stupid or made by stupid people SCOTD is not meant to address these. Using good internet etiquette replies to such should point out the incorrect and or unsupported claims and correct them if at all possible. The use of SCOTD should be reserved to address reply comments ( commenter replies to an existing comment) that clearly indicate that the commenter doesn't understand the basic premise or are mixed up as to even what the intent of the comment is, or more rarely but also applicable have worded it so poorly as to make it appear that their statement is the opposite of their actual intent.

by BirdyNumNums November 18, 2018

Shoddy wool

A scruffy person with an afro

Dave: Simon is shoddy wool isn't he?

Bob: yes

by Ashton230907 February 26, 2020

Shoedentification

Identifying someone by only being able to see their footwear. Occurs mostly in a bathroom when two people are sitting on toilets in a stall.

Cole: "Hey Garth, were you taking a shit 5 minutes ago?"

Garth: "Yeah, how'd you know?"

Cole: "Shoedentification!"

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 24, 2008

Shoddy Plop

The disappointing act of feeling like you need a really good dump but only being able to produce small pebble like turds.

It felt like I was going to drop the whole family off at the pool but instead I ended up having a shoddy plop

by monkeyhutch July 8, 2010