Shoedentification

Identifying someone by only being able to see their footwear. Occurs mostly in a bathroom when two people are sitting on toilets in a stall.

Cole: "Hey Garth, were you taking a shit 5 minutes ago?"

Garth: "Yeah, how'd you know?"

Cole: "Shoedentification!"

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 24, 2008