The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.
***Excessive form:
Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.
-or- for the feverish fist-banger:
Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.
***Excessive form:
Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.
-or- for the feverish fist-banger:
Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.
Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?
- or-
Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours
-or-
Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!
- or-
Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours
-or-
Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!
by Chetkush January 17, 2017
Get the smegmabytes mug.Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.
She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
Get the schmegma cheese mug.Related Words
shmegma
• Shmegma 500
• Shmegma Effect
• shmegma smoothie
• Shmegmagetti
• shmegmair
• Shmegman
• shmegmania
• dutch shmegma
• smegma
Extreme Metal band, holding the record for worlds shortest album. Also the creators of the genre “smeg-core”
by Grindcore for life October 16, 2020
Get the Smegmaster mug.The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily
by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021
Get the shmegmoid mug.by Bengay19 November 22, 2011
Get the Smegma mug.1. Dick Cheese
2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
2. The Smelly cheesy curds that hides in the foreskin of a man who has not showered or is uncircumsized .
girl: I hate the way bellybutton Jam Smells like
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
guy: Just be glad you don't have to deal with smegma Cheese in your dick.
by Diculator November 2, 2009
Get the Smegma Cheese mug.Pronunciation: 'smeg-m&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean
: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin, from Latin, detergent, soap, from Greek smEgma, from smEchein to wash off, clean
: the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically: the foul-smelling pasty, cheesy sebaceous accumulation of desquamated epidermal cells and sebum that collects in moist areas like between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora.
"And they say, 'Well, you'll have cheese if you're not
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00
circumcised.' I like it! It's my cheese! Give it to me!"
Howard Stern, talking about smegma, on his radio show, 4/11/00
by Jendo November 7, 2005
Get the smegma mug.