spooge rocket

noun; a line of jizz shot with great authority, targeted at the facial region

when i hit her in the eye with a spooge rocket i left the room and celebrated.

by spank e monk e July 11, 2004

rocketmom

A rocketmom is a woman who, in spite of having given birth, has maintained a rocket body. Basically a MILF with a dynamite body.

Dude #1: "Look at Wendy over there - she has such a dynamite little body on her!"
Dude #2: "Can you believe she has three kids?"
Dude #1: "Are you SERIOUS!?! She's a fucking rocketmom!!!"

by Shitty McFartle September 12, 2005

Rocket Drop

A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.

I no sooner was seated and I did the rocket drop. Straight out. No remnants and no splash down.

by Dick Onchin April 18, 2020

res rockets

Cigarettes from an Indian Reservation.

These cigarettes are made from tobacco grown by Native Americans / First Nations and sold in bags of 200 for well below the price of commercial brands.

Also spelled "rez rockets".

Screw paying $45 a carton for smokes, I'm gonna buy a bag of Res Rockets for $20.

by Paul June 12, 2005

Sausage Rocket

The midnight flight between McMurray and Toronto, which is almost always full of guys. Much like a sausage party.

Murray and Bruce quite enjoyed taking the ol' sausage rocket.

by sausage rocket express December 5, 2012

crust rocket

when you have not washed your penis for about a week and your rocket gets crusty

aw man I got a crust rocket

by esketti esketti your mom's spa September 5, 2018

PASTA ROCKET

pasta rocket-any italian powered motor vehicle,such as a motorcycle,car, or boat.

"That Ducati 1098 is one fast pasta rocket"

by TheFlyingSicilian March 16, 2009