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Resort Vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
by Erum October 1, 2007
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The Reformed Holy Week Rite

The Reformed Holy Week Rite of Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, and the Easter Vigil are new rites in the Traditional Mass created by Pius XII and Archbishop Bugnini.
The Reformed Holy Week Rite of Palm Sunday doesn't use violet for their Mass.
by Skyrim550 February 1, 2021
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Last Resort

When you really want to get high and You don't have a piece and no one in your group knows how to roll well and all you have is a Black and Mild. You cut the wooden filter off and proceed to loosen and empty the cigar without ripping it open. Then you hollow out the tip and place the hollow cigar into the tip. Finally you pack the weed into the cigar and twist off the end. Then all you gotta do is light and enjoy.

Caution: This rips extremely hard, I'd recommend bringing a drink.
My buddies and I couldn't stop coughing after that last resort.
by The botanist 420 December 26, 2011
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resort vacation

to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to go on a resort vacation".

It stems from the belief that giving "blow jobs", "rim jobs", and "hand jobs" should not be like going to jobs at all, but enjoyable, like going to resorts or on vacations.
Male prostitute: Hey baby, what can I do for you?
Greg: I would love to go on a resort vacation.
Male prostitute: Where's the resort?
Greg: In your nice, tight ass.
by Erum September 25, 2007
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resorgasum

combination of resurrection and orgasum. to resurrect while having an orgasum.
by jsmithjflesh November 28, 2010
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reformed keyboard banger

Someone who has been caught keyboard banging and types r then anyone else in the office to try and reform. (Making him a bigger joto then before)
Sol: Manny no longer seem to be a keyboard banger.

Duckie: Yeah he was caught ridding dirty being a keyboard banger and he is even more joto since he is a reformed keyboard banger.
by rubber-duckie November 9, 2009
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reformatory

Prison but for Children!
If you're a parent and don't like your children, just send them there! Problem solved!
Damn my kid is so fucking annoying... I better send him to reformatory
by OIivers August 8, 2020
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