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remote connection

Remote connection in computing allows another user to connect to your desktop with your permission. The connected user can access your folders and files. Make sure its a good trust-worthy friend of yours when doing this.
I remote connected my friend to help me with my homework.
by k's May 23, 2005
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the remote control

n. the act of taking a tv remote control and thus inserting it into the female embouchement and thus simulating a male's baby making tool. upon insertion of the remote device the male counterpart of the act inserts his cattle prod and begins to "prod" the female in her fiddle cove.

v. the act of committing the remote control
OHMAJEBUS! Kdog totally reemed the crap out of Emily yesterday. They totally did the remote control numerous times...... and she liked it.... her room of choice was her cavernous accomodations in her place of living..... and the remote was a Kameleon 8-Device Model No. URC-9960.
by atrain and kdizzle June 19, 2006
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remote control

he is vv ugly and is annoying. he is very awks when he talks to his crush, reyny beyny!! UwU. he is a volley ball. his nickname is tv. he smells like farts whaaaaaat
"a remote control can open a tv"
"remote control is very annoying"
by reynybeyny November 22, 2022
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12 inch remote

when daddy has a MASSIVE BEAR COCK c;
(things were getting pretty wild at Caillou's house) "OH YES DADDY!"

....12 inch remote
by 12 INCH REMOTE! February 2, 2017
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Remote Dance

When in a relationships the girlfriend wants to watch a chick-flick and has to give her boyfriend a lapdance for the remote.
Girl: Babe can we watch Friends?
Boy: Only if you give me a remote dance.
by Rhys. August 29, 2011
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Remote

narrative-driven short films
A famous remote found Conan visit a historic, Civil War-era baseball league. That piece was one of O'Brien's personal favorites, later remarking, "When I leave this earth, at the funeral, just show this, because this pretty much says who I'm all about."

Within a year, O’Brien began to work out a kind of comedic formula for “Late Night.” In addition to the usual glittering array of guests, the show combined the lewd and wacky (regulars included a masturbating bear and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) with more elegant, narrative-driven short films (which are called remotes) in which O’Brien left the studio and reported on, say, a historic baseball league or a station in Houston that refused to carry his show at its normal hour. The apotheosis of the “Late Night” remotes centered on the realization in 2006 that O’Brien bears a striking resemblance to the (female) president of Finland. “We took the show to Helsinki for five days,” O’Brien recalled, “where we were embraced like a national treasure.”
by howdoyouspellAnonymous December 17, 2013
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stroke the remote

Synonymous with channel surfing or
hey, I was watching that!
Stroke the remote anything's better than this Cops crap
by nerfherder January 11, 2009
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