redwood special

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, after which the affronting male appendage is cleaned off via fellatio

Dude: "Yo, my girl was so hot and heavy for it last night that she gave me a redwood special."
Friend: "Way to go, bro!" ***vomits uncontrollably***

by WholesomeRoland May 21, 2013

Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.

Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!

by thecutsaregettingdeeper October 15, 2015

Redwood

A girl on her period with the cramps.

Person #1: Aye bro wassup with you and Kiesha lastnight?
Person #2: Aww man she's redwooded, had to settle for oral.
Person #1: Oh damn.

by FlashyAdidas May 17, 2016

Redwood

A stool that is so hard, it comes out bloody.

I just pumped out 3 redwoods!

by TheAwkwardPhysicist November 26, 2017

Redfordboyz

Craziest high school fraternity out there. Pretty much if you’re in it you’re a crazy motherfucker and anyone who goes through the initiation chances are you’ll end up in the hospital or dead.

Guy 1: “Hey you tryna join Redfordboyz?”

Guy 2: “Fuck no, i’m not that crazy”

by Anotioniooobruh April 21, 2018

Redwood

Having a rock hard penis that is so large it resembles a enormous tree.

Girl A: "Did you see the COCK on that guy?"
Girl B: "How can you miss it? That's why they call him REDWOOD!"

by 9point5in April 23, 2018

Redfrost

a bitch ass motherfucker that thinks he's the shit and that he eats ass every day but rly he a fag stayin home makin gay ass piano beats...

man redfrost hella gay

by redfrost is a fag 999 November 10, 2018