Receipt of Deceit

The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.

Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.

by Mountbatten BLAMMO™ August 1, 2011

recapisode

An (apparently mandatory) episode, mostly in an ongoing series, that, for about 80% of the episode, looks back op previous episodes.

May also refer to lazy writers.

Dude, don't bother downloading the latest HYMIM; It's just a recapisode.

by ChibbyTraxX January 26, 2013

Recignore

Recognizing but ignoring, pretending to never have met that someone you've seen in the library all year but never talked to, your only meaningful interaction that one time when you awkwardly made out with his or her marginally more attractive best friend at a terrible frat party.

Jessica recignored that one dude for three years before he came up to her and confessed his undying love for her, to which she responded with "Lol no".

by johnbobandrewbob October 24, 2014

recarded

Anyone who knows nothing about cars or car maintenance

"I can't even pop my hood! I'm completely recarded!"

by balzac dog of doom November 26, 2014

Recar

A person who looks like a school shooter but deep down he is a nice teddy bear

Recar looked like he was gonna beat up the autistic kid but instead he gave him a nice hug

by JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJA October 24, 2017

Recaptchaphobia

Fear of the human verification re-captcha.

Recaptchaphobia is the Fear of the human verification re-captcha.

by Firely June 16, 2020

brotal recall

An unruly mutated batch of bro's seeking to start the "Natty Reactor".

Doug: Remember that time at Mars' house we all got fucked up drinking when we started the Natty Reactor?

Richter: Hells yeah! I had soo much of that shit! Then Lori came over; she gives me a huge Kuato in my pants! I had to tap that!

Doug: Dude! It was complete Brotal Recall!!!

by Define Me! January 15, 2010