A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.
by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009
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Literal Meaning: bridge
Slang Meaning: long weekend
When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.
Literal Meaning: bridge
Slang Meaning: long weekend
When all the mexican nationals invade your city cause their town is closed for a long weekend.
by SexyTexan January 6, 2012
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lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.
lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!
Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!
lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!
Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!
by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009
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Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.
Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
by qwerty1 August 3, 2009
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"no I was NOT trying to say Ukraine was better off under the Soviets, man, I just asked if you wanted a burger! stop being such a pugnacist!"
by hksizzle October 8, 2009
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Polt: (laughing) "Holy shit! That was puntabulous!"
Polt: (laughing) "Holy shit! That was puntabulous!"
by dave491 December 9, 2008
Get the puntabulous mug.Noun. A spoken stock phrase or phrases uttered by a sports commentator or sportsperson in order to fill broadcast airtime rather than to illuminate the viewer/listener with useful facts or analysis; particularly prevalent in UK soccer commentary. Puntabanta is frequently obvious, redundant, tautological, absurdist, or a combination of these.
"At the end of the day, at this level, it's a game of two halves."
"Certainly if they had scored more goals there is every chance they could have won."
Puntabanta like this devalues the language and pollutes the intellect.
"Certainly if they had scored more goals there is every chance they could have won."
Puntabanta like this devalues the language and pollutes the intellect.
by Hugo Baron July 2, 2006
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