Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 17, 2017

Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!

by Fameless April 24, 2017

Procrasturbate

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017

Procrasterbate

When you have something to but instead of doing it you masterbate

Jimmy should've been working on his science project but he chose to procrasterbate instead.

by Nayweboom September 21, 2017

Procrasterbate

To put off doing things that are probably important, while masterbating.

I procrasterbate instead of doing my homework after I get home.

by RPGxUnknown October 12, 2017

Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019

procrasturbate

when u don't wanna do work so u jerk off

"I didn't want to write that essay last night so I procrasturbated"

by Nick Clarkes January 15, 2021