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69 position

Dumbass its number is positioned before 68 and 70
You dirty mind bitch
Person 1: What is 69 position

Person 2: Stupid ass 68;69;70
by fat ass 27 October 3, 2022
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Motorcycle Sex Position

A sex posision based on the way you would ride a motorsycle. The man sits on his knees and uses his hands on a invisible steering wheel, accelerating and humping the woman, who is bending over like she would in a doggie sex position.
Girl 1 "How is you'r sex life going?"
Girl 2"It's great, we just tried the motorcycle sex position. He drove me hard" c
by MattisCreationsMatMja May 26, 2017
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pole position

first car to arrive to a red light (sarcastic)
Driver exclaimed, "F@!#, pole position again!", as he caught the fifth red light in a row.
by James_Hunt February 14, 2008
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Obama Position

The sexual position where two or more people get into a bed and spend 15 to 45 minuets each talking about how the sex is going to be and of all the sexual positions in which they will do that night. Afterwards, neither of them do any of those previously promised things and just go to bed.
We wanted to do safe sex after the prom, so my girlfriend and I decided to do the Obama Position. Needless to say, neither of us were satisfied that night.
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by SolarKneecaps June 6, 2011
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Masonry Position

So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonry position--she laid like a fucking brick.
by Dweebston February 24, 2011
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Party Escort Submission Position

The tactic of tricking someone into disarming themselves through promising them a (usually non-existant) reward.

Coined by the video game Portal, in which the antagonist attempts to capture the player in this very way (see Example).
Place the device on the ground then lie on the ground with your arms at your sides. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss your party.
by CJ224 July 29, 2010
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68 position

A sexual position the female lays with her back on the males stomach with her legs open, the male can then eat pussy also leaves his hands free to play with her breasts so called a 68 as it is not quite a 69.
I would love to 68 position her & eat her & pussy all night long .
by Wacker19 January 28, 2018
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