smiggly poof

Something that is frothy in nature.
If a girl, has a large badunka dunk and shags like a minx.
If a boy, has no ass but can shag nine times is a row.

Oh smiggly poof I love you.... Now f*** me!

by poofster September 29, 2009

snookie poof

a bump on the top of the head that is about 6-8 inches long. its is made out of hair and worn by tacky people (don't worry tacky can be good! :D). it is made out of hair and is secured by a clip.

whoa. did you see her snookie poof?

by snookiepoof=interesting December 28, 2010

Pomfable

Any girl (specially a lolli) that is sexually desirable and has high enough quality to cause (or force) her fall onto a bed.

Person 1 : Hey dood did you just see that lolli walking down the street?

Person 2: Yeah I didn't really like her face but that shit is totally Pomfable

by Gennosuke March 27, 2011

Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

poofshite

Someone who is so annoying you can't even use a real word to describe them.

I hate you ya poofshite

by cheesypasta January 19, 2010

Poofessor

A teacher and researcher at a post-secondary educational institution who has the requisite academic degrees, believes in his or her own intelligence, but is actually full of crap.

By using discipline specific jargon delivered only through long lectures from the same notes year after year, Dr. Logorrhea was displaying all the classic qualities of a poofessor.

by Lumpen Professoriate February 21, 2011

Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014