Penis

Favorite kind of wand of Harry Potter.

Hermoine: Harry, can I touch your penis?

Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.

by Sakka Makaka April 25, 2009

Penis

Mine is pretty average sized, if not a little shorter

But unfortunately my friend’s penis is only about 1 inch long, or at least when he has a boner

by V1nn7 February 7, 2021

Penis

the reproductive male organ with which you fuck

guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick

guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?

guy: YEAH!

by Jose Conseco April 18, 2006

Penis

something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.

1) John had just won the big penis competition for 13 year olds, with a size of 19.5 cm

by David is over here December 20, 2008

Penis

An often bad smelling squid-like appendage suspended between the legs of the male gender.

My small penis makes me insecure.

by wasaliou December 4, 2012

Penis

1. The human part of the body just under the waist in the front of a male. It is meant for reproduction.

2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.

1. The man put his penis into his wife's vagina.

2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.

by Jay Shizzle August 26, 2004

Penis

Pronunciation: pee-nis
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with

Gosh...don't you just really want a penis once in a while?

by Pearls July 2, 2006