Hermoine: Harry, can I touch your penis?
Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.
Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.
by Sakka Makaka April 24, 2009
by V1nn7 February 08, 2021
guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick
guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?
guy: YEAH!
guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?
guy: YEAH!
by Jose Conseco March 20, 2006
something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.
by David is over here December 14, 2008
My small penis makes me insecure.
by wasaliou November 29, 2012
1. The human part of the body just under the waist in the front of a male. It is meant for reproduction.
2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.
2. A penis is a term used to call someone in society who is ignorant, stupid, immature, condescending, and gets his or her enjoyment from making other people feel bad.
1. The man put his penis into his wife's vagina.
2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.
2. The person who himself or herself felt better by calling everyone who read these entries a "penis" is a better example of a penis.
by Jay Shizzle August 26, 2004
Pronunciation: pee-nis
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with
by Pearls July 02, 2006