parched as balls

when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.

During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"

by coley and kwa April 19, 2010

paraphernaliaholic

Its like being a shopoholic but for accessories that go with the main product. If you smoke weed your pipe is considered paraphernalia and if you keep buying more paraphernalia to make you feel better than you're a paraphernaliaholic.

Wow look! Ryan has like 3 pipes, 2 bongs, a vaporizer, and a hookah. He's definitely a paraphernaliaholic.

by Dblitz July 15, 2010

The Pamphleteer Club

The original 4 Pamphleteers (or 4P's as they're better known) set up this club after the recent pamphlet outbreak that occured on the weekend of the 11th August within the catchment of London.

It is a place where people can come together and discover the power of the pamphlet to change their lives in so many ways... The may be small books but they have BIG ideas.

"The pamphleteer club introduced me to small informative publications with exactly the perfect ammount of information on the dangers of eating dry brown bread with an equally dry mouth, i will be forever grateful... power to the pamphlet" (anon, London catchment)

by Phil Watkinson August 19, 2007

Paraphobia

Fear of sexual perversion.

Jackie had such bad paraphobia, that she refused to be left alone with the opposite sex.

by BrookeTaylor January 20, 2007

parkhouse

Noun: an awesome person
Adjective: stunningly beautiful

parkhouse is amazing.

by akldfj September 24, 2006

Pamph

To slowly invade the genitalia of someone of the opposite sex. Usually done in an alluring manner, traditionally on a bed, but certain persons prefer the use of the bathtub (a large porcelain structure with a sunken base used for bathing).

Jacob: Oh yeah, I met a girl last night and I think I'm going to pamph her now.
Chris: Good on you, mate

by The Pamphlettes March 13, 2011

Paraphilic Infantilism

A fetish where people dress up like babies

My son's preschool teacher is into Paraphilic Infantilism and often wears diapers under his pants.

by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015