barstool protocol

the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.

John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...

by jackbauer October 11, 2012

protocole

Da standard methods of operation regarding either certain garden-veggies or da nursery-rhyme king and his violin trio.

Attending a Nat, Sr. concert or going to da Land Transportation Museum in Bangor, Maine doesn't really require any special protocoles --- as long as you are respectful and responsible, you should get along with everyone just fine.

by QuacksO November 17, 2023

Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023

Lens Protocol

Lens Protocol is a composable
and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership

Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter

Lenstube - something like Youtube

lensta - something like Instagram

And much more

I recently moved from Twitter to Lens / Lens Protocol after i got suspended on X for my thoughts i love it

by DanIsNearby December 6, 2022

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020

Ghost Protocol

When you poop and you feel the poo, and you even hear the splash(maybe), but it goes down the toilet chute far enough that you can't see it and then when you go to wipe there's nothing there.

You won't believe me, but I had Korean barbecue last night and I just ghost protocol-ed.

by Nagilabro412 January 17, 2022