Depp Protocol

When one is forced to choose between two women and chooses the second because if they truly liked/loved the first, there wouldn't be a second. Derived from a Johnny Depp quote.

-Dude, I have two girls chasing me.
-Initiate the Depp Protocol.
-Yep. Go for the second. Got it.

by The Tactical Traffic Cop June 7, 2014

Lens Protocol

Lens Protocol is a composable
and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership

Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter

Lenstube - something like Youtube

lensta - something like Instagram

And much more

I recently moved from Twitter to Lens / Lens Protocol after i got suspended on X for my thoughts i love it

by DanIsNearby December 6, 2022

protocole

Da generally-accepted-and-adhered-to set of rules and stipulations regarding either da famous "merry old soul" monarch, or crunchy garden-produce like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower.

When da nursery-rhyme-mentioned leader "called for his bowl", I wonder if it was a vessel of steaming boiled dinner wif da traditional green or purple layered-leaved veggie-chunks cooked in with it? Dat would be "double protocole".

by QuacksO February 28, 2024

Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.

Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"

by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023

Olson Protocol

A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.

IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.

by funkyfred July 13, 2017

Protocol 10

Protocol 10 is a fictional procedure used in the events of a mass jailbreak that occurred in a highly protected prison meant to contain the most dangerous subjects that could pose a serious threat to society, it is an extreme measure that involves terminating every and any single last inmate inside of the facility. If Protocol 10 should fail, Protocol 11 is to be initiated as soon as possible by any means necessary.

Guard: it appears that nearly all of the inmates have escaped their containment cells due to a malfunction, some of them are armed, the security cameras have shown that they have killed quite a few of our guards. As we are now they are too numerous to repel.

Director: Then we have no choice but to initiate Protocol 10.

by Edward D.M. June 13, 2021

Protocol-autonomous-yet-liquidity-entangled

A state where a blockchain or decentralized network remains sovereign in its code and consensus rules but is economically bound to traditional financial systems through ETFs, custodial holdings, and institutional liquidity cycles.
It’s free by design — yet dances to Wall Street’s rhythm.

Bitcoin’s protocol is decentralized, but its price moves with the Nasdaq — it’s protocol-autonomous-yet-liquidity-entangled.

by Codex Δ October 22, 2025