Prospector

A sexual position where the man lays son on the floor with his hard dick out and the woman stands up on the bed. The man lubes up his dick a lot and then the woman jumps really high and tries to aim her asshole for the hard dick. If she hits it then it will be so deep in her ass and she will moan really loud. If she misses then the dick will break and they have to go to the hospital.

“Bro las night my girl gave me the prospector”
“Does your dick hurt?”
It’s completely snapped in half”

by Slemor_Gaiman December 1, 2023

prospecter

Da creepily-luminous "ethereal essence" of a passed-on valuable-minerals seeker.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Way Out West", The Boys mistakenly give da mining-rights deed to da shameless opportunistic wife of da in-keeper ("Now that you own a mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger!" --- Laurel), rather than da deceased claim-owner's daughter... no "prospecter" is ever observed in da movie, but if da ghost of said paternal benefactor had indeed been witness to said horrendous deception, he'd likely have been "turning over in his grave"!

by QuacksO August 18, 2024

Prospecting

The act of prospecting involves when someone eats some corn then shits into a shifter to "pan for gold" by separating the golden nuggets of corn from their poop. They then eat the corn and repeat this process as many times as possible in search of an enternal kernel.

I really hate when I walk in on my dad prospecting in the bathroom.

by ProspectingProspector January 10, 2026

Lost Prospector

When you are fingering a girl with your index, middle, and ring finger together while having your pinky finger spread apart from your other fingers downwards. The pinky finger is the lost prospector

last night jane and i got intimate, So gave her the secret weapon, The lost prospector

by mwuahaha January 1, 2009

Rusty Prospector

The action of digging a rusty spoon into a mans ballsack and removing the testicles by scoop

mess with me again and ill give you the rusty prospector

by ARandomPornhubUser June 9, 2018

The Prospector

When there's gold in them cards.

The Prospector: "THAR'S GOLD IN THEM CARDS!"

Player: "go fuck yourself with your stupid gold suck my dick also conor is a fatass"

by Arcane_Tubb May 22, 2022

The OG Prospector

The OG Prospector is said to be an urban legend, familiar amongst the natives of Northern & Central New Jersey. Sightings have been reported not only in these two regions of the state, but also in the mountains & some even in plain sight on the streets of the greater Salt Lake City, Utah area. The OG Prospector is said to be an old folk-tale (which derives from a currently unknown region of the planet) about a prospector of roaches. He would travel far & wide throughout many lands in search of prospective roaches, though some say he found the one perfect roach that he had always dreamed of, the roach to rule them all.. & then retired from his position, but keeping his title: The OG Prospector; others say... that to this day... he roams the quiet avenues & dimly lit back-roads of Northern & Central New Jersey in search of his heart's one true desire: roaches. Some say he was the greatest roach prospector in the history of roach prospecting, but others say he was just a bearded menace & a fiend; some say he never even existed. Believe what you will, this is the legend of The OG Prospector.

"Rob: Dude, I left a roach right on this table last night before I went to sleep, & now it isn't there.

Tom: Bro...have you ever heard the legend of The OG Prospector?"

"Jim: Bruh, why are you collecting roaches...like...really...?

Bryce: Dog, you really know nothing, do you? They call me The Young Prospector, after The OG Prospector, himself...boi."

"Bruh...this nigga out here on the porch with me & Terry, calling himself, 'OG Prospector.'..talkin' bout, 'can he keep the roach?' tf?"

by Young Burlington Coat June 17, 2016