piontles

A miss-spelling of the word "pointless". Popularized by qi19 on IGN, when he spelled it this way twice in a row on a review of the game "Catherine". Said by many to become the next spelling meme, and is often used instead of "pointless" on IGN.

Direct comment from qi19: ign has to stop making these piontles articals about where the review of a game is if its not finished then just wait a few days instead of making piontles sh.t like this

by Severage July 17, 2011

Pinterista

1. A fabulous person who is devoted to the online pin board called Pinterest.  2.  A fabulous person who believes in the power of Pinterest.

Only Pinteristas know how to pin. I'm a Pinterista since I learned how to make a tutu on Pinterest.

by chilapalma December 2, 2011

Pintology

The belief that beer is the solution to every problem.

- If Kim Jong-Il had a pint of lager, everything would be fine.

- Really?

- Yes, classic pintology.

by Somer Bimpson December 15, 2010

Pinto beaner

Simply put, in order to be a pinto beaner, you must be a fair skinned Mexican. You are a hybrid between Caucasian and Mexican.

Juans skin is light for a Mexican, so I call him a pinto beaner.

by RyanMc November 2, 2014

Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".

"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"

by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004

ten pint princess

A ten pint princess refers to a woman who looks extremely attractive to a bloke in a pub or a club, at 6am in the morning who has had 10 pints of beer. Usually these princesses' are total mingers, and the poor fella will have the shock of his life the next morning, when he wakes up to find some big hairy bird with who weighs in about 200lbs, sitting on his cock.

Did you see Tom last night? he was that pissed he fucked off home with that minger who looks like Trot out of Eastenders, you know the one, the fat ugly fucker....the poor bloke is going to have the shock of his life when he wakes up and see's a ten pint princess sitting on his cock.

by Britannic May 25, 2009

had a pint

Generally uttered after many more than one beverage. Indicates complete inebriation rather than just a single drink. Often accompanied by "having it right off".

as in

- "Man, I'm absolutely jambaxed"
- "Yup, I've had a pint myself".

by Snoop snout August 23, 2006