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Pocket-sanding

The act of pulling collected sand/dust from your pocket and unleashing it on your foes eyes in combat.
“The motherfucker won by pocket-sanding my eyes and kicked my ass while I was blinded
by Crackheadlover69 June 6, 2018
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PORK POCKET

Jane is hoping her pork pocket gets action this weekend
by SHELLY BARNES May 12, 2007
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center pocket

a pocket located in the front of your jeans and usually lower than the side pockets. Also, it usually requires some digging and can only be accessed by a female.
Female: "hey where did you put my keys?"
Male: "In my center pocket. your welcome to go find them if you want."
by Tycho111 February 21, 2010
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front pocket money

An inordinate amount of cash carried in the front pocket to buy whatever you want. Money made outside of your job/profession that is dispensable.
“Memfy, you got any front pocket money? I’m trying to score some Mexican street Molly off this guy.”
by droe1021 March 19, 2019
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swedish hot pocket

When a dwarf decides to gather his friends and create a mountain of hot pockets that they then attempt to shove up their urethras. They get so aroused that they jizz uncontrollably for at least 7 hours.
"Hey dude, you want a Swedish hot pocket?"
"I don't have enough money for the plane ticket boi"
"It's okay dude, they deliver by air drop"
by ndrago1 February 10, 2017
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Rear center pocket

Hey, jackass, why don’t you take this here flashlight and jam it in your rear center pocket!
by M.E.A.T June 8, 2019
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spaghetti pockets

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.
spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear
by myshkin August 2, 2012
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