RUN THE ONES

1.Calling someone out for a fight..
2.Running the fair one

ANGEL: U AINT GONNA DO SHIT
SALLY:"Wuss good then, run me the ones right now"
ANGEL: Aight bitch wuddup?!
Joe: yo! they bout to run the ones!

by NYDREE October 5, 2006

Onesan

In the world of geisha, the word onesan (pronounced oh-neh-sahn) means 'older sister'. Every maiko (apprentice geisha) has an onesan. When a maiko has her misedashi (formal debut) she goes through san san kudo. San san kudo is a binding ceremony, where a maiko and geiko (geisha) are legally bound as sisters. A maiko's onesan gives her advice and helps her in the complicated world of geisha. A maiko's onesan is always in the same hanamachi (geisha district).

Right now I am only a minarai, but when I have my misedashi, I will be formally bound with my onesan.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 9, 2008

spread oneself too thin

Overextend oneself, undertake too many different enterprises. For example, Tom's exhausted; what with work, volunteer activities, and social life he's spread himself too thin. This expression alludes to smearing something (like butter on bread) in such a thin layer that it does not cover the surface. Jonathan Swift used spread thin in a positive sense, that is, something should occur less often (Polite Conversation, 1731-1738): "They (polite speeches) ought to be husbanded better, and spread much thinner."

With so many layoffs in one's work place there is nothing one can do except spread oneself too thin to keep one's job.

by Lucvan January 16, 2011

A'onesty

Shes beautiful 😍 and the greatest thing you could ever have 💍don't ever leave her she's a keeper 🤞 she a whole goof and can make anybody's day better 💗!!

I Love me some A'onesty

by Prettybabes !! October 17, 2017

one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

To neck oneself

To stand on something easy to kick away (like a chair or a collection of Leo Sayer records) To tie a length of twisted or braided fibers into a noose, tie the other end of the length of twisted or braided fibers to an elevated, fixed object (like a tree branch or your employer's bedroom chandelier) place said noose over one's head and around one's neck, tighten the knot (making sure there is sufficient limitation in the said length of twisted or braided fibers so that one's feet cannot touch the ground when object/objects stood upon are kicked away), kick away said object/objects and 'neck' oneself until expiration takes place.

To neck oneself. To kill oneself by hanging. "I'm so sick of these fucking Leo Sayer albums that my employer keeps lending me that I think I'll neck myself."

by kid headcase August 18, 2009

onesome

masturbation

Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.

by chasebiaotch March 30, 2010