neff

To shove one's fist up another's ass. Also known as "fisting".

"I was neffing the wife last night, and she shat on my arm!"

by wazzledoozle September 5, 2006

Neftegna

The word Neftegna means a patriotic riffle bearer and someone who protects its people from invaders.

I’ma proud Neftegna, because I’m always there for my people

by Kitfoboy03 May 3, 2021

Nasty Neff

The shittiest residence hall at the Southern CT University campus. Home to the Neff Gazebo, the drug capital of the world. The dorms are known for the shitt 1950's style dorms, moldy ass carpeting, and the clap infested stale air. Students who were forced to stay at neff carve their names into the walls of their dorms, and call themselves Neffugees.

Dude: Yo bro where you stayin this simester?

Other Dude: Im stayin in neff bro, come stop by on the way to hick.

Dude: Fuck Nasty Neff, if i just walk in there ill get AIDS

by Fluxi October 8, 2011

neff-neff

Neff-neff is Belly-Button fluff. Save enough and you can stuff a pillowcase with it!

I just bought a huge neff-neff pillow. Must have taken 10 years to collect all that shit!

by Uncle Abdul August 17, 2006

neff

a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)

situation 1:

guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...

guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?

guy 1- probibly not

guy 2- dude dont be such a neff

situation 2:

chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler

chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!

by nathaniel bangem March 26, 2009

Newftard

One who is born in Newfoundland, lacking intelligence, and occasionally shits themself in public.

Fuckin' Parsons is such a Newftard he makes Corky look like a genius

by Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer June 30, 2011

Neffertity

A dragon OC on deviantART belonging to the user *Neffertity.

She is the only white dragon in all of the deviants stories and comics and lives in a place called The Valley of Draco. Her best friends are Nero, Shanido, and Karakamooni.

Neffertity is a kind-hearted dragoness who loves meeting others.

Neffertity is the protector of the Garudian Nests...

by Neffertity July 25, 2011