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number two 

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?
number two by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Number One Bullshit 

Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level
This is number one bullshit!”

Number 19 

A meme where a man with a deep sounding voice says, “number 19, mouse in baked beans.”
1. Hey, have you heard about the new video that came out?

2. Yea number 19 is hilarious!
Number 19 by Ghost123139402 August 23, 2021

number cruncher 

One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.
I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.
number cruncher by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

number whoring

The act of being goofy and stupid at the end of your performance in the hopes of getting more people to vote for you by calling your number at the end of a Reality TV program like So You Think You Can Dance, or American Idol.
I wanted to vote for Ethan, but he kept making these stupid O-faces during his number whoring routine. What a dork!
number whoring by Noir July 25, 2007

Number Six

One of 6 personality traits generally exhibited by women. "Number Six" is attainment of a state which involves consumption of high amounts of alcohol where a distinctive change of personality occurs (i.e, akin to Multiple Personality Disorder ) which include one losing all facades and stating the obvious faults of others with an uncanny clarity and bulls-eye accuracy.
When Number Six jumps into Becka no one wants to be around to face the brunt of her comments; knowing they'd have to look into the mirror and realize everything she said was correct.
Number Six by Shyantha January 1, 2007