Mockel

Mockel (Noun), noun commonly used to describe a very stupid guy. The origin of the word comes from a very stupid guy called Mockel.

He's so stupid, a real mockel!
Ah look at that mockel over there!

by hagswiss December 28, 2011

moke a nig

the alternative way to say "smoke a cig" that is said by people who smoke the following brands of cigarettes: marlboro reds, marlboro menthols and marlboro 27's

"hey jim, wanna go moke a nig?"

"sure dude, let's go moke a fuckin nig."

by jimorgasm November 4, 2008

miskeeping

slang for pedophile

my teacher is miskeeping

by im the boss idiot September 8, 2020

Anti-masker

Anti-maskers are the new anti-vaxxers. They are a new, more resilient breed of stupid that comes in swarms.

Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".

This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.

As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.

They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.

Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.

News on City TV: Hundreds of protesters gathered downtown for most of the afternoon on Saturday, calling for an end to the COVID-19 lockdown measures. The group of anti-maskers were carrying signs and shouting slogans, and caused traffic slow downs. Calling themselves ‘freedom fighters’, they say they are defending their constitutional rights and freedoms.

Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2020

Maskerbator

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

by Don Labios April 7, 2020

Ja-Moke

A local dim-wit or shiftless lay-about, primarily from the urban Boston Area; A Goombah.

Jim and his friends were a bunch of ja-mokes from the Lakes.

by Crapshooter August 4, 2003

mockets

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007