mastaurbating

Mas-staur-bating
Poorly typed blank card ( from Cards Against Humanity) that was ment to say 'masterbating'

It's masterbating, not mastaurbating!
-UNKNOWN 2016

by CyrusTheGreatFurry December 27, 2016

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Magota

a Magota is the perfect leader for your life. Definitely better then the other leader Rosita.Magota also refers to a Bornaghi.

wow look at that leader they sure are a Magota.

by Trufflelufflekiss February 21, 2019

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Masota • masta • Masktard • maseta • mastadon • Mashtag • Mastard • mayotard • masataka • Masita

mastallbate

Masterbation in a public restroom stall.

After seeing that girl in her yoga pants, I just had to mastallbate!

by DiabloNino September 4, 2019

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Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

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A noun, a verb and an adjective; Madotake derives from the traditional Japanese form of taking two or more words and combining them into one, in this case the madoka and the otake. A madotake is an office fool, usually working in HR. To be madotaked means you have suffered the pain of dealing with a madotake, something that people often don't recover from and have many sleepless, nightmare filled nights thereafter.

What's up with lil Jimmy?
He's been madotaked / He just had a meeting with madotake.

by BeLiquidated February 11, 2020

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Masita

Masita is an amazing partner, one of the best you’ll come across. A Masita is brave, smart, loyal, kind, beautiful, cute, awesome and the coolest person you will probably meet. They are always there when you need them most and try to help you at stuff you struggle at. Masita are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Masita, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company. Masita is an amazing friend who will stick with you and won’t leave you for stupid little things. Masita’s is a truely awesome person.

1: woah who is that awesome person over there!

2: oh that’s Masita

1: she’s so awesome and beautiful

by Kwon Yuli ✨ November 23, 2021

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