Kevlard

The thick layer of fat underneath the woefully inadequate body armour worn by the average Gravy SEAL. Provides additional protection from imagined 'enemy fire' in the event of the Civil War they fantasize about daily.

Did you see the Kevlard on Bubba over there? That's got to easily be enough to absorb a 30.08.

by flapjackboy July 20, 2024

Kesler

A really cool cello player who is amazing at what he does.

Wow Kesler is so cool.
Did you see Kessler‘s vibrato.

by m4l14lol May 18, 2024

KeplarianShinglegregmaths.com

An educational website used by schools VERY OFTEN which requires your full legal name, home address, credit card info, social security number, and a signed contract transferring ownership of your soul in order to sign up.

I would like everyone to sign up to KeplarianShinglegregmaths.com. This is very important, and we're going to use this all the time.

by emeraldcityrouteartist February 8, 2026

Guarav Kesari

a gay nigga that has a pubic hair fetish

Guarav Kesari has a small dick.

by BDGpresident October 17, 2019

patrick kesler

Patrick Kesler makes all things possible. I know I need a Patrick Kesler in my life. Other definitions include but not to be exempt from, other people in their lives other names in their lives names and their lives that aren't Patrick good luck.

I've always wanted Patrick Kesler.

by say No no June 19, 2022

Sanen kellari

A place where all of the children are kept and used (abused(wery hard)) Santeri Virtanen is usually the owner of Sanen kellari.

Sanen kellari is a place where no one wants to be. very scary (amongus)

by Bobaboi October 31, 2022