jungle junk

the loud beat coming from a car that is passing you or your house and wakes you up at three in the morning.

God Dammit,turn off that Jungle Junk,you stupid nigger!

by uncle bob's ass crack December 14, 2009

junkanoo

1. A word used by an individual to excite and entice others to join him/her in an endeavor to begin in the immediate future

2. A popular Bahamian festival celebrated on Boxing Day (Dec. 26) and New Year's Day each year. Typically is celebrated with a street parade including music.

1. Behnam: Yo let's go grab some gatorade, pizza, and turkey wraps from the casino deli, all inclusive.
Jeremy: Junkanoooo!
All others: JUNKANOOOO!

2. Bahamian native: "Whatchu know about Junkanoo?!"

by fishba March 31, 2008

Junk Polish

v. To wash the junk (male genitalia), especially in a communal and/or outdoor situation.

n. Soapy substance used in the act of junk polish.

1. Hey boys, lets go down to the beach for a junk polish!

2. Have you seen the junk polish? I'm getting crusty.

by PsycloneSteve February 21, 2009

Junkie Kong

One who habitually ingest drugs, or is always high on something.
Derived from the Donkey Kong 64 character "Chunky Kong".

"Dude is Carl ever not high?" "Nah man, he's a total junkie kong"

by Breendo January 14, 2011

junk data

Inaccurate or useless data. A piece of data that, when compiled with a large body of like information, falls well outside of the typical parameters. Such data is usually discarded to maintain the integrity of a given study.

We could not arrive at an intelligible conclusion until we through out the junk data.

by EphesiansONE11 May 25, 2014

Junkie logic

Junkie logic is the logic used by junkies. It has several characteristics that distinguish it from normal logic. These include: a reliance on irrelevant information to support an argument, combining multiple unrelated assertions, and jumping to conclusions not based on fact or reality. Junkie logic is often self-serving, and the user can rationalize away even the most convincing evidence against them.

Max: "Hey James, I know you said that the world is round, but maybe that's just because it's from your perspective. I mean, from my perspective, it's all relative, you know? It's like, if I think that the world is flat, then it's flat. But if I think it's round, it's round. So you can't really say whether it's flat or round, it just depends on which on you choose."

James: "Man, get out of here with that junkie logic."

by Macattaq June 3, 2015

horn junkie

An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.

"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009