hydrojawnsky

A jawnsky powered by extreme force of water

pamela anderson is a Hydrojawnsky

by aggan October 24, 2009

hybrogen

The most bro-tacular, collar-poppinest, and pants-shittingly awesomest element in the universe

On the 4th day, Broseidon, god of the Brocean, decided to create Hybrogen

by TheCaptain23 May 2, 2011

Hydrocopter

When you're all wet and you use helicopter dick as a method of drying yourself

"Sam, why are you crying?"
"Because Paul thought it'd be funny to throw out a hydrocopter and that water got in my mouth!"

by Mycatlego October 19, 2013

Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.

When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia

To be sexually aroused by the fear of being sexually aroused by throwing oneself out of a window into water.

Rhys: Why did you masturbate while you jumped out of a window into the pool?: John: Sorry, I have hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia, I just couldn't help myself. It runs in the family.

by lend_a_crackah_a_pencil May 7, 2014

hydrocortisone

A cream every doctor gives for everything.

"You got bitten by a radioactive spider? Here, use this Hydrocortisone cream."

by Melthar June 2, 2016

Hydro-French dip

When you shove a gun up your cock so hard that cum starts to fly into the barrel, so then you shoot the cum up your ass.

Jon was just doing the Hydro-French dip competition yesterday.

by MRblyat1 September 29, 2019