Heffner

slang for kinky sex kitten; often a person who contains many fetishes and likes to be beaten, abused, ordered around, and then complimented at the end of the day. crazy hot sex goddess kali stoner

word used to describe something erotic and new that a person has recently experienced in bed.

I was just with a Heffner. Best experience of my life!

by bear2011 January 13, 2011

fat heffer

what you call a obease person you dont like (in a nice way)

"fuck that bitch i work with is such a fat heffer"

by the dude who wrote this July 18, 2006

heffer

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

by Johnny English March 12, 2004

heffer

A girl that has a really bad attitude; a derogatory term

That heffer has the worst attitude, I can't STAND her!

by Diabla0Diosa June 7, 2005

heffer111

Someone dumb enough to post an admins home adress, and get permanently banned for it.

Hi guys, tal's home adress is
1060 Dolores St
San Francisco, CA 94110.

by Certainlynotheffer! July 6, 2003

Heffalump

an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person.

That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!

Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...

by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011

heffner

a ladies man to have all the woman

im a heffner baby;got all the gurls

by tc rider April 6, 2007